the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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