So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Randomize
