Don't you send me to vm
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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