gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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