i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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