you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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