it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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