Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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