Im at strip club and am horny
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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