my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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