problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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