She's JV to your varsity
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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