Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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