yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
kristin has been a bad kristin
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Even my vagina gasped.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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