I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
