SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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