She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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