someone owes me an orgasm
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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