Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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