His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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