You made me cry and you don't even care
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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