I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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