fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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