I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Do vagina's smell?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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