Midget sex pt 2 tonight
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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