He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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