Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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