omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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