Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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