they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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