Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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