I think i sorta joined a cult last night
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
