They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Randomize
