we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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