like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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