the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
He kissed a someone with a penis
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
