last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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