I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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