Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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