She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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