last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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