I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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