It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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