What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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