we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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