One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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