She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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