YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we made out on top of his cat.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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