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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm like, not good at living.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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