Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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