Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I want to be your penis for a week.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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