it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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