She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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