Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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